When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.
I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.
by Big Mitchell September 2, 2016
Get the The Juicy Mitchellmug. by Derty Berty February 1, 2020
Get the The Juicy Gooseymug. I have a juicy tonail
by Juicy tonail March 29, 2020
Get the juicy tonailmug. by Rafiki Lopez69 April 8, 2009
Get the Uber-Juicymug. A typically short, brownish male with a fetish for female asses. They typically enjoy the arts, but in particular, love cooking, reading, writing, drawing, and film making. They are neither beta nor alpha males, as their levels of masculinity are known to shift based on their current levels of success. They are extremely helpful and self aware, although they may be awkward in social scenarios. However, they make for the best friends a person could ask for. Lastly, a juicy miggler MUST own an island in the South Pacific. If they do not, you may be confusing them for some other type of miggler, possibly a coridal miggler.
Alexa: I need me a juicy miggler in my life, them is rare. Plus, I hear they eat ass.
Google Home: Hell yea they do, but everyone knows juicy migglers prefer Google Home.
Google Home: Hell yea they do, but everyone knows juicy migglers prefer Google Home.
by juicymiggler January 16, 2019
Get the juicy migglermug. by Tacos_y_burritos October 2, 2016
Get the Juicy tootmug. A juicy jace is a man named jace with a fat dumpy. He gets an abnormal amount of bitches, and is known to “make it fart.” He is chill af, and may be seen being a sexy little baka. He drinks a mass amount of Monster energy drinks and at times can be a bit concerning.
Person 1: WoaH??!?!??!!? Who was that sexy person who just took my breath away?
Person 2: Oh? You mean Juicy Jace? Yeah he has that effect on people.
Person 2: Oh? You mean Juicy Jace? Yeah he has that effect on people.
by margeybeebearbaebar November 25, 2021
Get the juicy jacemug.