A ripe, girthy turd birthed after a particularly overly starchy meal. Most commonly, excessive corn
consumption.
consumption.
I had a blast at the fall corn festival this year. Roasting corn, kettle corn, corn fritters, corn relish, corn nuggets, you name it. I was obviously not alone enjoying the fall bounty because those portable shitters at the event were full of corn babies and I dropped my own corn baby right on top the blue water for the next person to admire.
by Eaton Holgoode October 4, 2018
 Get the Corn Babymug.
Get the Corn Babymug. by snake-dick November 11, 2010
 Get the corn chiselmug.
Get the corn chiselmug. by PrinzeCharming March 22, 2017
 Get the corn browniemug.
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 Get the Corn Hubmug.
Get the Corn Hubmug. by iKnowBetter September 29, 2014
 Get the itchy cornmug.
Get the itchy cornmug. by THIRDLEGGREG  April 4, 2017
 Get the internet cornmug.
Get the internet cornmug. Man 1: Did you see the game last night.
Man 2: Yea their QBs a COC!!!
Wife: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!
Man 2: Hes a Corn Smuggler!
Man 2: Yea their QBs a COC!!!
Wife: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!
Man 2: Hes a Corn Smuggler!
by SkookLyn September 18, 2012
 Get the Corn Smugglermug.
Get the Corn Smugglermug.