sweater boy

You know the guy, wears a polo shirt with a sleeveless sweater vest, with his frayed khakis and loafer without socks. He always looks like he is about to play golf at any time...but he is at work, and making more money than you and is always stating the obvious.

You know Kevin, he is such a sweater boy all fluff and no stuff.

by nosnits November 22, 2011

Liquid sweater

A term used to describe the warm sensation of being intoxicated.

Kyle - "dang bro its so stinkin' cold outside!"
Jordan - "there is a bar just abound this corner, let's put on our liquid sweaters."

by Jphouseholder503 January 25, 2009

[ugly sweater party]

a party where everyone is required to wear a hideous holiday sweater.

a party titled ugly sweater party where you must have santa embroidery, snowmen, stars of david, reindeer some holiday symbol upon a sweater

by kkmeme December 16, 2008

Tom Seaver

The great Met pitcher, whose dick the guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck.

The guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck Tom Seaver's dick.

by ICSHialeah August 22, 2009

Sweatervest

Pronunciation: \ˈswe-tər-ˌvest\

Function: Noun

Defintion: A person who behaves like an asshole; a person that is inconsiderate or inpolite.

History: Though it takes it's name from a person being especially tool-like at a concert and pushing people aside when there was no path or movement simply because they are bigger, the phrase is expanded to serve to describe any kind of person who behaves like an asshole in any situation. It does not attempt to make any loathing against those who wear sweatervests in normal life situations, but it is notably strange to wear one into the GA section of a punk-rock concert.

"Man, did you see the way that guy pushed that girl?"

"Yeah, what a sweatervest!"

by thethp March 11, 2009

Czech sweater

A thick layer of male chest hair noted for it's fullness, volume, and overall presence. At a distance casual observers often confuse the Czech sweater with an actual sweater.

hairy chest
chest hair
bear
natural sweater
man sweater
manbear
hairy chested
love rug

1: "You're going to play football in that?"

2: "I'm alright man, I've got my Czech sweater on"

by David Turchin January 9, 2008

Sweater

One who sweats a lot.

Kendra: OMG, look at all that sweat coming from that girl's back and armpits.

Penelope: Oh yes, she must be a sweater.

by statistics.sucks July 24, 2011