A sweat moke is yet annother term for a chav/ned/steek etc. However to be classified as a sweat moke one must be a moke of the highest calibre. Such an individual must wear only the most garish of tracksuits 24/7 have no less than two, 4krt gold studs in his ears, smoke 20 a day, be recieving every cash benefit known to man, never be seen without a peaked cap, walk in a fashion that would put John Cleese to shame and rape the english language every time he opens his mouth.
I was going to drive into school today but some sweat moke painted "LVF" on the roof, stole my tyres, smashed all my windows and gobbed on the seats.
by Francey February 20, 2007
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Stoner 1: Man, lay off of the Cheerios. That's your fourth bowl.
Stoner 2: Nah, man -- we've only had three bowls.
Stoner 1: I mean of cereal, dumbass. Dude, you're totally gonna have the honeycomb sweats tomorrow morning.
Stoner 2: Nah, man -- we've only had three bowls.
Stoner 1: I mean of cereal, dumbass. Dude, you're totally gonna have the honeycomb sweats tomorrow morning.
by Mr. Javert September 7, 2005
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