sweat moke

A sweat moke is yet annother term for a chav/ned/steek etc. However to be classified as a sweat moke one must be a moke of the highest calibre. Such an individual must wear only the most garish of tracksuits 24/7 have no less than two, 4krt gold studs in his ears, smoke 20 a day, be recieving every cash benefit known to man, never be seen without a peaked cap, walk in a fashion that would put John Cleese to shame and rape the english language every time he opens his mouth.

I was going to drive into school today but some sweat moke painted "LVF" on the roof, stole my tyres, smashed all my windows and gobbed on the seats.

by Francey February 20, 2007

Dick Sweat

when a person works out then rubs his wrist on his groin

yo nigga dont tough me with that dick sweat!

by fagpartol May 22, 2018

Sweat sitting

When you sit for to long and there is excessive sweat on your but

You look like you have been sweat sitting for a while

by Bang tan army September 27, 2021

Stripper Sweat

The bodily fluids that pour out of an exotic dancers body. This mixture of sweat, perfume, hair spray, and glitter has a tendency to stick to any and every part of your body.

***stripper sweat can only be removed from clothing and skin by scrubbing with rubbing alcohol

Bob: "Hey man, what's that shit smeared all over your glasses?"

Todd: "Ah, just some of the 'ole stripper sweat."

Bob: "I'll get the cleaning supplies."

by TittyWonderer July 26, 2012

donut sweat

The sugary water that accumulates on the bottom glazed donuts when they are a couple days old.

I wanted a donut really bad, but the donut butts were sogged out with donut sweat.

by busstah horn out November 17, 2015

honeycomb sweats

Temporary gastronitestinal disturbance caused by eating a surplus of cereal, particularly when one is under the influence of marijuana, and cereal is the easiest thing to get one's hands on.

Stoner 1: Man, lay off of the Cheerios. That's your fourth bowl.

Stoner 2: Nah, man -- we've only had three bowls.

Stoner 1: I mean of cereal, dumbass. Dude, you're totally gonna have the honeycomb sweats tomorrow morning.

by Mr. Javert September 7, 2005

sweat limit

the temperature at which one begins to perspirate

Dude. Can you turn on the air? We've reached the sweat limit.

by xroger6769 September 19, 2011