Dirty Susan

A term that is used for a girl you has a really nasty vagina, especially if it is green. The term was made popular from the porno movie that originated and shares the name "Dirty Susan" in this fantastic flick the female actress does in fact have a green vagina.

Man #1: "So how'd your date go?"
Man #2: ... (pale white face)
Man #1: "Whats wrong bro?"
Man #2: "You remember that nightmare I keep having?"
Man #1: "The one you keep having since you watched "Dirty Susan?"
Man #2: "Yes, I think that really was Dirty Susan, her puss i think had either moss or mold growing on it!"

by David Meece January 10, 2006

Curious Susan

An overly inquisitive person. The phrase was coined in honor of an overly inquisitive and curious Jewish mother (whose name is Susan).

Intern: "Yo was that your girlfriend who just called you?"

Yo, why you bein' such a curious Susan. Mind your own fucking business and get back to work.

by ArthurV October 18, 2008

Off-beat Susan

Off-beat Susan
n.

1. A bizarre sex act in which a male receives anal intercourse from a female wearing a strap on phallus.
2. The act is "off-beat" in the sense that it is disturbing and weird and incorporates the feminine name "Susan" due to the distinct gender reversal.

Ted recieved his first off-beat Susan from Jane, and the sick bastard enjoyed it.

by Joe/Eric October 28, 2004

Sloppy Susan

The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Afghani Afterbirth.

My girlfriend thought it would be kinky if I gave her a Sloppy Susan. She must think differently now that she has a severe case of sinus polyps!

by tpatora October 12, 2009

Stonecold Susan

A Stonecold Susan is the act of Ultimate anal pleasure. One Must lie down in a 69 position with one's partner on top of, or below them, and each partner must have one or several cubes of ice. Each partner then rubs the ice cubes around the surface of the other's partners' anus, until it becomes numb. When this step is complete, each partner must give the other a Rim Job until desired anal pleasure is achieved.

My wife and I were looking for something new to spice up our sex lives, nothing compared to the extreme pleasure of a Stonecold Susan, It caused both me and my wife to scream uncontrolably!

or

My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!

by Travy Dickson July 28, 2008

A Susan

A Susan is a member of the younger generation who is selfish, annoying, and all-around a terrible person. They are a Karen in training. Avoid Susans. They will one day rule PTAs and HOAs. The terror.

"God. Myat is such a Susan. They demanded a refund, but wouldn't return the package!"

"God, I know. Myat is the worst. A total Susan."

by Genderqueerwitchbitch September 11, 2020

Nigga Susan

Nigga Susan Is Used To Describe Anyone In Anyway What So Ever. There Is No Real Defination Just Fun To Call Someone.

Me: 'Hey! Nigga Susan!'
You: ' Who The Hell Is Susan?!'
Me: 'Shutup Susan!!'
You: ' Da Fuck...'

by Nigga Susan January 14, 2011