Mountain Surfer

Someone who engages in outdoor pursuits/sports that revolve around mountains. Said pursuits/sports usually include but are not limited to trail running, mountain biking, snowboarding, mountain boarding, rock climbing and kayaking. Mountain surfers sometimes can be classified by the the type of vehicle they drive (aka Subaru with snowboard/ski, bike or kayak rack on top or a busted up Honda tattooed with mountainous sponsor's stickers) or simply by the way they talk and or dress.

"Dude, Chris Sharma just cranked out a 5.15b called "Jumbo Love"! Damn thing was nothing but crimpers with two massive slopers at the crux" -Mountain Surfer "Could you seriously put aside the mountain surfer lingo for a minute and rehash that?!" -average Joe

"So I slept in my Suby last night and was the first one to pull into Breck this morning. I seriously could NOT wait to shred mad powder! I'm gonna jib till I'm gassed!" -Mountain Surfer

by BlueFlyer83 February 23, 2011

labia surfer

a guy who gets alot of pussy and looks good doing it.

that guy sees more pink flappy than a toilet seat,hes a real "labia surfer!"

by Shad Shores March 19, 2004

surge

1. A political euphemism for "escalation," itself a Vietnam-era euphemism for committing more troops to a failing military conflict. Term used by the G. W. Bush administration to disguise its lack of a coherent military strategy in Iraq and stop the public from realizing that American lives are being wasted by a whining frat-boy psychopath and a gang of brain-dead neo-con draft dodgers.

2. Any desperate last-minute manuever used to stave off inevitable disaster.

1. "Hey, the surge is working! I know, because the guy who sold me my bullet-proof vest told me so!"

2. "Dude, your dashboard is lit up like a Christmas tree."

"Hang on, homey, it's time for a surge."

by Max Debord April 21, 2007

merrick surfer bros

Merrick surfers are a rare species these days.merrick surfer bros is group of students that attend Calhoun High School on long island. they are also known to be called the brew crew and occasionally pacsun crew. the group consists of 4-8 students in Calhoun. they are the only ones that surf in there grade and are made fun of by ones that dont. although surfing thrives in older grades, it has died out between the younger kids, they are the last group of surfers in the school. although made fun of, many of the members in the group participate in the social norms of the school and are accepted into other clicks...while some are not..

merrick surfer bros: yo whats up brah wanna go surf at lido west the waves are going off today

Outsider: nahh your gay

merrick surfer bro: oh ok..wanna hang out in town?

Outsider: yeah

by merrick surfer February 24, 2010

Butt Hole Surfer

A male of homosexual persuasion who participates in fucking guys in the butt

Eww.. are you a butt hole surfer

by pinkie pie December 1, 2003

Swag Surgery

When your rolling a blunt and you accidentally tear it or mess it up, you use papers or other layers of the blunt to patch up the tear.

"Yo roddy just fucked up that blunt man, you might need to pull some Swag Surgery so we can smoke this!"

by TheSwagSurgeon August 20, 2011

cellulite surfer

a guy who periodically sleeps with fat chicks. Like the fat joke about "riding the wave all the way in".

Aw man, Dave is such a cellulite surfer. What is up with that?

I know dude, every chick he bangs looks like somebody from Biggest Loser.

by fist taco October 4, 2010