colgate suprise

Wait until your girl falls asleep and grab her toothbrush. Then proceed to scrub your balls with them; don't miss an inch of your beanbag! Replace the toothbrush as if nothing had happened.

Next Morning, follow her into the bathroom and watch her brush. As soon as she is done, look her in the eyes and say "Pumkin, how do my balls taste?"

Then run like hell yelling "Don't forget to floss."

My girl was being a pain in the ass so I gave her the colgate suprise as payback; gotcha bitch!

by room 20052 April 15, 2008

superix

Taken from a great hip-hop dj in london. Superix is world famnous for his dj skills.

if a dj is playing in a club and does something spectacular, you would say "wow, he superixed that one"

by Greg Swizzle April 21, 2006

Suprisercise

The situation in which you end up unintentionally exercising.

I got some suprisercise at the shops, the elevator was broken so i had to take the stairs.

by arbitrary bec December 6, 2010

suprise turd

The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.

"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"

" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"

suprise turd turtle head peaker

by Kick your ass February 19, 2014

suprius

The act of sneaking up on someone while driving a Toyota Prius.

I drove up right behind my friend and honked the horn, he was totally surprised, he didn't see hear me coming in my prius. Suprius sucker!

by brwnbr May 25, 2014

suprxmx d

A young rapper who wants to start the rap game but likes supreme and don’t know what to call himself

I need to think of a name for this career well I like supreme and my name is dior why not SuprXmX D

by Suprxmx D May 21, 2018

Suprisurfacturing

When you create a surprise for someone.

I'm not going to buy a gift, I'm going to do a bit of suprisurfacturing and create something.

by Darth Adzy July 30, 2018