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John Stewart was on the list

The 'friends' of the shooter were lying and there's a very real possibility that they weren't actually his friends.
Hym "John Stewart was on the list! Mr. Bean was on the list. Hoe Jogan was on the list. These people have been enlisted by someone to do what they are doing. They don't need to have been paid. Jillian Michaels is starting to crack because she just wanted a career picking low-hanging fruit on an internet talkshow. What did the shooter say? I want to hear what the shooter said. Out of his own mouth. Because John Stewart will lie like a bitch until the day he days because that is all you could ever possibly learn from Jewish parents. He knows about my thing and he has the resources to confirm the veracity of the claim 'people are stalking and harassing other people in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it is leading to Mass murder, suicide, misdiagnosis, and/or being locked into a life of poverty my overpaid internet and television personalities' AND INSTEAD, John Stewart AGREED TO or WAS TOLD TO keep his mouth shut about it. In the name of the Jews or Women or Children and AT THE COST OF Jews (in the form of a synagogue shooting) or women (there's a documentary on Hulu that resembles what I'm talking about OR the Ukranian girl who got stabbed on the train by someone who was "allegedly schizophrenia") or Children (Your kids got shot in 2016 by a kid who was AFFECTIVELY SCHIZOPHRENIC BUT POTENTIALLY NOT ACTUALLY SCHIZOPHRENIC)"
by Hym Iam October 2, 2025
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stewart smiley

Grabbing the breasts of an unconscious woman and smiling for a photo.
She was passed out drunk so we game her a Stewart Smiley.
by Shield puncher November 18, 2017
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Callum Stewart

This is a person who thinks he has a huge dick but actually needs a microscope to see it.
'You're such a Callum Stewart'.
by Jacko7_YT March 28, 2022
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abi stewart

by anna_0323 May 2, 2017
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Stewart Pritchett

Absolute hunk of a male specimen, total height of around six foot eight ( give or take a couple of numbers).
Woah is that a wild stewart pritchett
by Knowledge strenth integrity November 22, 2021
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bob stewart

A fake name typically used by Indian Scammers to fool people to think that they are American. But it isn't the only names. Any caucasian name that is known to billions of people can be used.
*ringtone*
Indian Scammer:Ello, tannq yu for colling Meicrosoft tech support
An old woman:What is your name?
Indian Scammer:Aruu.. errm Bob... Stewart!
And old woman:Are you American?
Indian Scammer:Yes yes
An old woman: Hello bob stewart!
by leshiy November 26, 2018
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Phillip Stewart

The best fucking guy you will ever meet. Goal driven, hard working chad of a man who loves his friends and is extremely responsible. Fun loving guy loved by all, and those who don’t love him are probably vegetables.
Wow, Phillip Stewart sure is an awesome friend.
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