And it isn't everyone, Jordan. Everyone isn't doing what you are doing. The fact that you are doing it makes you a hack and the fact that you were surprised that they took your license away for doing it makes you an idiot.
Hym "Which reminds me... I wonder what happened to Stephanie? There was this girl that used to come into the store and chat me up... But I haven't seen her in a while..."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
Get the Stephaniemug. a beautiful young lady, her birthday is on august 28th and she is about 5’1. she likes to lick my toes.
by noggers444 December 18, 2019
Get the Stephanie Darmodymug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
Get the Julia Hsu Versus Stephanie Beatriz Bischoffmug. A Stephanie, every work place has one, a simple minded creature that has managed to get (through dubious means) a position of power that is generally 5 levels above their abilities. They continue to climb the ladder through other peoples hard work, a lot of bullying and general sucking up to those above, whilst continually putting those (they consider) below them, down, generally in the worst possible way. Everything that went wrong is ALWAYS someone else‘s fault, and through the magic of hindsight (and after the fact “I told you so’s”) they always can prove they where right.
Their technical prowess is phenomenal (always after someone else has presented the concept several times to them in crayon drawings), and your implementation of their solution is always bad.
Their concept of what “EVERYONE” else is doing wrong, is legendary, and there ability to “KNOW” exactly what needs to be done, (if only the board of directors would hurry up and ask), is known far and wide.
They can be defined and identified by the short and abrupt, 6 to 12 month contracts, as the hiring company generally moves on as soon as possible, but unfortunately, like a fart in a space suit, they hang around long enough to cause grief and harm before being released back into the wild.
Should be avoided at all costs if possible, if seen in the native wild, multiple beatings with a big stick may cause some short term relief, but be wary of any long term acquaintance.
There is no know permanent cure.
Their technical prowess is phenomenal (always after someone else has presented the concept several times to them in crayon drawings), and your implementation of their solution is always bad.
Their concept of what “EVERYONE” else is doing wrong, is legendary, and there ability to “KNOW” exactly what needs to be done, (if only the board of directors would hurry up and ask), is known far and wide.
They can be defined and identified by the short and abrupt, 6 to 12 month contracts, as the hiring company generally moves on as soon as possible, but unfortunately, like a fart in a space suit, they hang around long enough to cause grief and harm before being released back into the wild.
Should be avoided at all costs if possible, if seen in the native wild, multiple beatings with a big stick may cause some short term relief, but be wary of any long term acquaintance.
There is no know permanent cure.
An implementation is going slightly off the rails with some minor issues, someone points out how they should have done what I said all along, the response “Don’t be a Stephanie” will normally bring things back into alignment.
Someone points out the ridiculous changes being made to make the company better (when there is nothing wrong) - the comment “Gee xxxx is really being a Stephanie on this one”.
Someone points out the ridiculous changes being made to make the company better (when there is nothing wrong) - the comment “Gee xxxx is really being a Stephanie on this one”.
by anonymous October 7, 2022
Get the Don’t Be A Stephaniemug. It's like that Good good like new vagina.
You've never seen a platinum vag. until Stephanie walks into the room everybody immediately has to put on sunglasses because it will definitely Damage your eyes from the Platinum status of it it's surprising She can even wear pants to be Honest because like any Normal scientific magnifying glass VS sun it will straight up Catch Your Heart on Fire and they will NEVER ever Want To Leave. so much so that even in the darkest days with no electricity they keep coming back for More If it wasn't for her unbelievable belly flab she wouldn't be able to ever go anywhere. People would have to have cataract surgery just to be in the same room with her it's that platinum.
You've never seen a platinum vag. until Stephanie walks into the room everybody immediately has to put on sunglasses because it will definitely Damage your eyes from the Platinum status of it it's surprising She can even wear pants to be Honest because like any Normal scientific magnifying glass VS sun it will straight up Catch Your Heart on Fire and they will NEVER ever Want To Leave. so much so that even in the darkest days with no electricity they keep coming back for More If it wasn't for her unbelievable belly flab she wouldn't be able to ever go anywhere. People would have to have cataract surgery just to be in the same room with her it's that platinum.
Oh God here comes Stephanie with that platinum vag. everybody put your shades on it's about to get real bright.
Stephanie's pp is so platinum u can pretty much bank on it being top $ for tight ness.
Stephanie's pp: tight, bright, white
Stephanie's pp is so platinum u can pretty much bank on it being top $ for tight ness.
Stephanie's pp: tight, bright, white
by Jeffrey svidal January 21, 2025
Get the Stephanie's ppmug. Has a big crush on that one skater boy for a year now.
And she do.
She really do.
She could see his stories,
She love how he love skating
She used to have an interest about skating before.
But she can't seem to do tricks more than balancing herself on the board.
She can't help but notice
His mental state, she knows what it's like
Been there done that.
Not to lie, I just want to give him a hug.
Felt like he might need it.
But... I don't really think he need MY hug
Given that he don't...
Really know me, but I couldn't care less if he did or not.
Also, sometimes I could sense that he doubt himself too much.
Although I don't really know him like KNOW HIM
But I could tell he's a good person.
He's capable of things people can't
Like...
Doing a flip or a trick on the board and at the same time being devilishly handsome.
He's qt,
He really is.
She never really had the courage to just type HI
And send it.
And she think she could list hundreds of things that makes him more attractive
1. Skating skill
2. Cool beenie
3. Nice curls, and so so much more
And I'm not obsess with him no way
I just like him too much.
And she worry alot about him.
Or maybe she just care too much about him.
And she do.
She really do.
She could see his stories,
She love how he love skating
She used to have an interest about skating before.
But she can't seem to do tricks more than balancing herself on the board.
She can't help but notice
His mental state, she knows what it's like
Been there done that.
Not to lie, I just want to give him a hug.
Felt like he might need it.
But... I don't really think he need MY hug
Given that he don't...
Really know me, but I couldn't care less if he did or not.
Also, sometimes I could sense that he doubt himself too much.
Although I don't really know him like KNOW HIM
But I could tell he's a good person.
He's capable of things people can't
Like...
Doing a flip or a trick on the board and at the same time being devilishly handsome.
He's qt,
He really is.
She never really had the courage to just type HI
And send it.
And she think she could list hundreds of things that makes him more attractive
1. Skating skill
2. Cool beenie
3. Nice curls, and so so much more
And I'm not obsess with him no way
I just like him too much.
And she worry alot about him.
Or maybe she just care too much about him.
Sam is such a loser when it comes to that one ig user named skateloner. Oh that rhymes call khaled and gang we bout to rap.
Anyways cheer up dear dave.
Yours truly Stephany♡
Anyways cheer up dear dave.
Yours truly Stephany♡
by Cozysam July 10, 2022
Get the Stephanymug. She’s a woman , with stars in her eyes but you can’t see them very clearly because of her glasses . Once she takes off her glasses and reveals those stars in the eyes she’s as beautiful, she’ll melt you like honey when she kisses upon you , her orange red hair reminds you of a citrus fruit yet again her lips are as sweet as citrus .. the kind of girl who makes men be head over heels for her as I am , she has not touched me physically but she’s touched me mentally and I all I can do is playback the memory of her smiling and all I can see were her dimples and that’s when I knew I had done a great job . A woman with big dreams to join the army and to be a mother to my kids one day but she’s feisty when I display her inappropriately. She does not like being shown off her wild side to people , she keeps things in private nor would she have the relationship hidden she just wants to stay a mystery , A mystery where she can find a man and a woman attractive , where if a woman she picks she is the man of the relationship and as for a man she has to be daddy’s girl . An alpha woman I’d say but that beautiful tall woman with red hair and dimples that sneezes like so gently is a mystery and I want to solve it
Jane: why has Stephanie Salto soto been so weird lately?
Laura: idk , rumors spread that she’s been hoeing lately
Jane:stephanie seems like a quiet school girl that gets good grades ? I don’t understand
Laura: well how do you think she got wider hips?
Jane: she’s an athlete…
Laura: noo silly she’s taking it from the back …
Jane: Laura that’s not a very nice assumption
Laura: ugh you’re so fucken weird Jane it’s like you like Stephanie
Jane: (silent in her mind): maybe I do..
Laura: idk , rumors spread that she’s been hoeing lately
Jane:stephanie seems like a quiet school girl that gets good grades ? I don’t understand
Laura: well how do you think she got wider hips?
Jane: she’s an athlete…
Laura: noo silly she’s taking it from the back …
Jane: Laura that’s not a very nice assumption
Laura: ugh you’re so fucken weird Jane it’s like you like Stephanie
Jane: (silent in her mind): maybe I do..
by Stephanie salto soto November 23, 2021
Get the stephanie saltomug.