seltzer

drink that can get flavors that looks liek water but is fizzy

seltzer is carbonated

by I LoVe JaMie =]] February 24, 2008

Skelterblast

The experience of being humiliated and the feelings of degradation attained as a result of someone being condescending or demeaning through a completely asinine remark or unnecessary low blow

Example:

Friend 1: What are you getting into tonight; down to get mangled and pick up some pigs at the local watering hole?
Friend 2: Nah, I would, but I’m going to a Broadway show with my mom, then dinner. Want to chill later and watch a movie?
Friend 3: I’m down for the movie night only if your mom joins. I’d love to get that bitch pregnant.
Friend 1: BOOM! You just got skelterblasted!

Example:

Son you just got Skelterblasted!

Example:
Friend 1: Damn, I think this girl’s the one…

Friend2: Bro, are you serious? It’s a known fact she’s a whore, got trashed by half of our friends, and known fact that she’s got herpes.
Friend3: Skelterblasted!

by wordhooligan April 21, 2010

red hot pussy seltzer

A slang term for squirting as used in the movie The Wedding Ringer

Damn, her red hot pussy seltzer tasted like bacon in the morning

by Chad666 April 29, 2016

stealth masterbating

When one wacks off as quietly as possible so as to not disturb the people in the same room.

Sam: I hope no one notices I am stealth masterbating
Girl friend: Sam ... are you wacking off!!!!
Sam: Oh Shit!

by themanwiththeplan9192 April 4, 2010

stealth bomber

New SUV police trucks (Chevy tahoe, ford expedition, ford explorer), typically black with tinted windows, a front ram bar, and concealed siren lights. Stealth bombers are equipped with a small arsenal of firearms a typical police cruiser wouldnt have including shotguns, and/or modified SWAT M-16 assualt rifles. Often the "bossest" police vehicles for the station used by the most street savy cops that know where stoners go to smoke/sell weed because drug arrests are this vehicles primary objective. Stealth bombers are most often found in rural and suburban communities where the police have low crime rates and a large surplus of tax money to spend on unnecessary police enforcement (Greendale). Also known as "Stealth Bimpst" to Frinst speakers. You can run, but you can't hide from the stealth bimpst.

Damn, that stealth bimpst is boss.

Did you just see that stealth bomber pull that dumb bimpst over?

Fuck! That stealth bimpst is a sneaky bimpst.

by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009

Stealth Panties

When a BBW/fat girl is wearing panties but because of her belly and/or thighs much of the panties are hidden, often showing only at the side.

I thought the chick in this picture was naked but turns out she had stealth panties on.

by Dukemanistan September 14, 2009

Helter Skelter

a spiral-shaped playground slide.

like they say in that beatles' song, wonderfully covered by siouxsie and the banshees, "When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide"

by mickoner September 5, 2005