British slang originated in Newcastle when describing someone less intelligent or trying to wind someone you dislike up. Similar to “taity
Shut up yi spud
He actually thought that was the answer,what a spud
by tillymonaghan March 3, 2018
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The act of you and your absolute don't dropping a fat nut into a rude girl then dropping your mate a spud after.
Yo bro we gonna spud that girl tonight.
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Potato

Simply, potato
No. Other. Meanings

Don't trust the other guys it definitely means potato
Man, I'm really in the mood for some spud right now
by Spud Lord April 22, 2021
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why didn’t you spud mike earlier ?
by riphonda August 23, 2022
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A spud is simply a retarded human being. Spud is used as a nickname for a retard. Usually a spud is aged 12, is a boy, and likes to perform. He is a player. Beware of spuds. They will keep you awake at night.....
YA SPUD!!!!
by Watermelons January 15, 2018
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‘That was a perfect spud
‘Are you not gonna spud me
‘Me and him have the perfect spuds ever’
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