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Springer

A rich guy or girl that goes to Cave Spring H.S. in Roanoke, Virginia. These people aren't quite as rich as Hidden Valley, but they are just as big of dicks.
"As a Springer, I have lots of daddy's money to blow on all the steroids needed to win another state basketball/volleyball title."
by PH Patriot April 7, 2007
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spinners

a pair of jaw dropping melons which appear to be spinning as the women moves. usually results in an intant boner.
also known as huge tits
wow that bitch has HUGE spinners!!!
by spinner mania November 22, 2009
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splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.
Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!
by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008
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Printers Devil

a pressmans apprentice
Where is that little Printers Devil, I need my ink tanks filled!
by foxfire87 January 5, 2008
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splintertilla

A tortilla chip corner that breaks off in your mouth and lodges itself into your gums; a tortilla chip splinter. If left untreated, a splintertilla may migrate upward to infect grey matter and impair brain function related to sensory and motor stimulus. Or is that because of the 4 margaritas you just gulped down? Whatever. Splintertillas suck.
Oh! Noooo! I just got a splintertilla!

Hey! Slow down on those chips, pal! Do you want to get a splintertilla?

I was laid up all last week. Splintertilla. It almost killed me.
by Moonpie Feedbag June 20, 2010
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Springer

The name given to a woman who is destined to be alone and spend her life being a teacher because he needs to be around youth to make up for her wasted long life, and also because she is unaccepted amont her own peer group
Kid1) Your ganna grow up to be a Ho!
Kid2) Beats being a springer.....
by Rusty the George Nelson April 12, 2007
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Splinter Cell'd

The art of excusing ones self from intense sexual intercourse in lue of the need to urinate thus exiting the slightly dimmed area and imitating the traits of a well trained assassin by stealthly shadow stepping your way back in leaving the victim clueless and sniping a semen streamed shot onto the most exposed and vulnerable side of the face giving you enough time to exit the premise before the guards are alerted. Extra points for the ears.
Ivan - "Jeremy, I'm sorry man. I had to splinter cell'd your mom last night in order to make a quick escape."

Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."

Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."
by Rolemodel05 October 8, 2010
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