Spongebob Shoes

Shoes that make squeaky sounds when you walk with them on

When my shoes started squeaking that’s how I knew they were Spongebob shoes.

by YuOfTheNight November 5, 2019

spongebob laugh

When two friends band Alexandra and Kathrine laugh at the ranomest times in a high uncontrollable voice.

Alex just tripped over nothing. Kathrine would start lauging in a spongebob laugh

by Kitxxkat May 17, 2016

Dirty SpongeBob

When your fucking a girl and you accidentally cum in your homies ass

Yeah bro last night I pulled a dirty SpongeBob

by Sexcommander46 October 20, 2021

spongebob squaredick

Spongebob has a square dick and loves to penetrate sandy with it.

Spongebob squaredick likes breaking the bed with mad bitches

by Babadehoogas May 4, 2018

SpongeBob SquarePants

the television show about a spongy dude that wears pants with a tiny tie

“did you see the spongebob squarepants episode last night?”
“yeah! it was hilarious!”

by wassuphoez27 September 29, 2019

Spongebob Shoes

A general term for ugly black shoes, usually curving up at the tip and making a squeaking sound when walking. Mostly worn by the nerdy kid at school or overweight teacher. A prime example would be old school New balance, and if you want to take the aesthetic further, add some white striped tube socks.

Them- “Hey, remember those old black shoes you mom used to make you wear in elementary school?”

Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!

by Yisrael Majority August 21, 2021

Spongebob Theorem

For any given circumstance or event, there will always be a Spongebob reference, clip, or still frame that is pertinent to said situation.

An example of the Spongebob Theorem: Someone you are messaging has left you on read, so you send them the still frame of Spongebob's essay that he spent all night writing, that only the word "The"

by 95celica November 2, 2023