Spaf

To secretly have a deep burning lust for another in your loins. Uncontrollable and usually used only by people 30% coco

Will Descrudités seriously spaf'd all over Peter Seymour

by WillWantsToBe30%Coco April 20, 2013

Spaff

A word often used by a girl to describe a boy whom she feels affection for.

'Hey Spaffy, Could you be nice and pick me up?'
'Yo, Spaff!'

by LukeSpaffy October 28, 2006

Splacktacular

adj. someone you find sexually desireable

damn that girl is splacktacular.

by Victor Johnson March 3, 2009

Spaffled

When you're extremely perplexed and disappointed at the same time.

I was spaffled you read this definition.

by FaZe Failure July 29, 2018

Spaff

spaffing. the action of overshooting when accelerating and never reaching the target.
descriptive term applied in particular to boid movements.

boid1 wants to get to boid2. with each step it takes towards boid2, the steps get larger, so it will eventually go past boid2, whereupon each step will get smaller until the steps become negative and boid1 reverses direction and moves towards boid2 again, it step it takes getting larger, and so forth. boid1 will continue spaffing around boid2 forever. incidentaly, the 'shape' of its movement is a sin wave.

by barn March 7, 2005

Spaff

Girls love juice, guys spunk, girls spaff....

Upon seeing a fit man/woman "I just spaffed in my pants"

"They are totally spaffing!"

by Nocturnal Eccentric December 30, 2009

splaazz

that sound a fat guy (or chick) makes when falling into a pool

did you hear that splaazz!? WTF!

by me April 23, 2005