unclean spirits

1. Incomplete cleaning of ones anal opening after a bowl movement. May result in a condition call "swamp ass".

2. The process of making your anal opening soiled by releasing solid or liquid flatulence, also may result in a condition called "swamp ass".

Steve noticed he had unclean spirits by the brown streak in his white underwear.

by mtbikerbob August 15, 2006

lost spirit

1. A person who has gone astray; choosing evil principles over good, wrong over right, and lies over truth
2. A person who is not a member of any religion; choosing personal faith or spirituality over religiosity

1: Judas was a lost spirit because he had chosen evil, eventually corrupting his own soul.

2: Jesus must have been a lost spirit because he was not a chief priest underling.

by timlight July 19, 2009

free spirit

An individual, typically female, who frequently engages in meaningless and uninhibited sex; often with many different partners.

That hippie chick says that she's a "free spirit," but I think she's just a slut.

by MosH8ed December 30, 2006

Spirit Animal

What furries ask you about when they're too shy to ask if you have a fursona.

"What's your spirit animal?"
"I don't know, probably a wolf"
"Oh cool! Do you have telegram?"

by Mines is gay September 29, 2021

Free Spirit

An educated term for one whose daily life includes Communist rants on Reddit, unshaven armpits, and $8.00 coffees at Starbucks. It derives from the Latin, "Freeus Spiritus,' translated roughly as "Attends private liberal college with daddy's capitalistically earned money."

One can see many free spirits lined up outside the Apple store.

by Trojan65 November 6, 2015

spirits be damned

the ne wthing to say after someone sneezes

aaaachhoooo!!!
"spirits be damned"

by dog chain March 24, 2005

Spirit Canoeing

Spirit Canoeing is a Norwegian sport. The most famous spirit canoer was Arne Ervig, who owned a large collection of spirit canoes. The sport of spirit canoeing involves using a spirt canoe to canoe into the land of the spirits. The canoes can go over water and through time and space. The sport hasn't caught on in the rest of the world because spirits only speak Norwegian.

"Arne Ervig er den beste på ånden kano noensinne." =Arne Ervig is the best at spirit canoeing ever.

by Arne Ervig2 February 1, 2010