Spank-Wank

The act of masturbation, via the medium of slapping one penis to the point of orgasm.

Broden: Hey Mark how did that interview go?
Mark: Sorry mate, i can't talk now. I'm having a spank-wank.
Broden: Ah shit. It went that bad.

by Weenus Waggler August 26, 2016

spank bank

A sperm bank.

"Dude, wanna make easy money?"
"Sure dude,"
"Dude, you gotta go down to the Soho Spank Bank, they pay every donor £20!"
"Sweet, I'm gonna become a millionaire!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003

Spank bank

A sperm bank, a place for males to get 'free' money in exchange for sperm, thus spank and bank as in a financial institution

I need to go to the spank bank, I'm dead broke

by Anonyasfad April 7, 2008

spank-it-ass

Adj. describes someting that is so stupid the only thing to save the situation is to say the statement below.

That's some spank-It-ASS SHIT!!

by JTMarasmus January 30, 2004

spank wizzled

see flusterbummed

Man, am I spank wizzled....thanks Eader!!!!!

by Richard Deason March 28, 2004

spank festival

a vigorous masturbation session, often involving liberal amounts of lubricants and battery operated devices.

Are you coming with us to the party, or are gonna stay home and have another spank festival?

by Blown anchor March 31, 2015

spank the cell

A term commonly used by suburban teens on away messages in order to inform their peers to call them on their cellular devices

auto response from suburbanteen:
I'm out!!!
spank the cell

by mmmhmmm July 13, 2004