soggy bullseye

Soggy bullseye is a game played by a group of mates (usually 4+) where they nominate one of the fellas to bend over and spread their cheeks. The other blokes all jack off and try and shoot their loads on to the “bullseye” from the furthest distance away. The bloke that gets his target from the furthest distance wins a free reach around at the end of the night

Me and the boys had a wicked game of soggy bullseye last night.. spanga copped it hard..

by Thenailer June 18, 2019

soggy dollar

when you are carrying your dollar bill, and you accidently drop your dollar in a puddle. your dollar is now a soggy dollar.

"Yo i just dropped my dollar in that puddle! "
"Now you have a soggy dollar bro!"

by C Man 44 April 4, 2017

soggy fingers

fingering your girl so good she cums. then you get soggy fingers

i was fingering jaime last night and within no time i had soggy fingers

by Chubis June 7, 2017

Soggy Piggy

A wet willy except instead of in the ear you put your saliva soaked finger in between someone's toes.

Aka- Soggy Piglet

I gave him a soggy piggy while he was sleeping.

That soggy piglet felt nasty!

by ZombieDinoZ September 21, 2019

soggy toast

when the butter is so warm and melted that it makes the toast feel just as good 😩

soggy toast!! aah

by arizo soup March 21, 2022

Soggy Nacho

When a group of classy gents (3 or more, 10 for a feast) sit in a circle and jerk off. Each finishing on a single nacho. The last to complete the task, dines on the nacho.

Bob, Frank, Steve and Arthur are sitting in a circle watching Bikini Car Wash. A single large nacho has been chosen as the main course. Each person tugs away. Breaking blood vessels to fire one off and not be last. Frank is first. He goes to his knees and discharges a healthy batch over the corn tortilla. Bob soon follows. Its a shoot out between Steve and Arthur. From sitting indian style Arthur shoots a four footer and drops a pint of baby gravy on the nacho. Steve's face goes from red to green. Bob asks, "Pepper?". Steve takes the nacho down in two large bites and spends the next two hours puking in the bathroom. And that my friends is the Soggy Nacho.

by Keith L September 19, 2006

soggy johnny

the act of putting cereal(preferably frosted flakes) in a willing female companions snatch, once they become evenly coated in her wet cave you release your man mustard to soggy them and recoat with frosty goodness

"Jim: yo what happened last night?"
"Tim: i got hungry in the middle of the night and went down stairs for frosted flakes but could finish them so i gave her the ol' soggy johnny"
"Tim: niceee"

by jimbone bonebag March 3, 2008