by jesse koepal September 14, 2004
Get the softball mug.Opposite of hard life.
Where you make decisions that leave you feeling stress free and vibrating higher.
Less about wealth (though it helps) and more about making good choices.
- ordering an Uber to your devil dick appointment instead of taking public transport.
- Cancelling/rejecting plans with problematic friends & family members
Where you make decisions that leave you feeling stress free and vibrating higher.
Less about wealth (though it helps) and more about making good choices.
- ordering an Uber to your devil dick appointment instead of taking public transport.
- Cancelling/rejecting plans with problematic friends & family members
I’m quitting this bastard job. This manager is not the one, I wasn’t put on this Earth to struggle, I want a soft life.
by LHTLondon January 6, 2021
Get the Soft Life mug."So fucking dumb."
by n00btard August 12, 2003
Get the Sofa Kingdom mug.It is the smartest girl you will ever meet.Great and nice.She doesn't like to work really really hard but she does,no matter what.She often make bad desissions,sometimesshe knows it but she loves to take the steal.At first you think that she is crazy because she talks a lot act like a cray-cray.She will amaze you whith the words who come from her soul,and when you enter to her soul,well belive me,you will be the luckiest person on earth!She is funny and tries to change that pure sad faces in beautiful great smiles.Well,she is beautiful and try to look brave and confidente.About the confidence well that goes to 0.She does't know that she is beautiful,smart or an amazing person.She just doesn't gets that the others are jelaous.She doesn't have lots of friends and she is happy in that small circle when she feels conforteble and can add or take off as many people as she wants.She is known for her positivety and for being greatness to others.A positive girl who is REALLY emotional and cries a lot,but anyway.After all this Sofia is great,amazing,funny,crazy,full of creativiy and the most of all SOFIA IS SOMEBODY!
(True friend)Did you hear Sofia's poetry?
(Frienamie)I bet she got it from the internet
(True friend)Well no I was with her.She helped me too.
*Frienamie)Ugh!Anyway(gossip,gossip,gossip)
With her self
(OMG,didd i do that right?ohh...what a beautiful....why i can't be happy with who i am?i cry all the time,I wander if i am good enogh to go out with my friends?YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO ALL OF THIS!RBING IT ON!)
(Frienamie)I bet she got it from the internet
(True friend)Well no I was with her.She helped me too.
*Frienamie)Ugh!Anyway(gossip,gossip,gossip)
With her self
(OMG,didd i do that right?ohh...what a beautiful....why i can't be happy with who i am?i cry all the time,I wander if i am good enogh to go out with my friends?YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO ALL OF THIS!RBING IT ON!)
by SweetTeddy101 December 28, 2016
Get the sofia mug.Find them, fuck them, forget them. Many men will say they go by this standard, however it is usually those that say they stick to this standard that have never touched a female in their lives.
Peter: Dude I think I love her.
Virgin: Dude love? Why don't you just stick to the 3 F's of manhood? Like myself.
Peter: Shut up you have never even had sex in your life.
Virgin: Dude love? Why don't you just stick to the 3 F's of manhood? Like myself.
Peter: Shut up you have never even had sex in your life.
by Mikol Cee. March 30, 2008
Get the 3 F's of Manhood mug.The act of hitting the brake pedal lightly so that the brake lights come on although there's no brake action.
Usually used to get tailgaters to chill out.
Usually used to get tailgaters to chill out.
That asshole was tailgating me so I gave him a soft brake check to get him to stop being an impatient idiot and let me finish my overtake.
by Dumonster June 24, 2014
Get the Soft Brake Check mug.The worst type of narcissist and all around pretender, capable of acting like they have empathy, sympathy, are altruistic and act as if they want to be in a relationship. In reality, they are not capable of connecting and forming normal attachment bonds with others.
Creating a false reality that earns them respect and status, no one is truly close to the soft narcissist for their castle would crumble if anyone realized who they really were.
In need of constant praise, most often from the opposite sex, their victims are left feeling unworthy, like they are "never enough," suspicious and due to the myriad of lies, untrusting.
Soft narcissists use the same tactics to drag people into their web as the outward narcissist does, unfortunately because it seems as if they're "nice," their victims spend even longer in relationships with them before realizing it's all a big horrific show and THEY are the clown.
Breadcrumbing, deceit, gas lighting, devaluation and discarding... It's the same cycle, just softer.
Creating a false reality that earns them respect and status, no one is truly close to the soft narcissist for their castle would crumble if anyone realized who they really were.
In need of constant praise, most often from the opposite sex, their victims are left feeling unworthy, like they are "never enough," suspicious and due to the myriad of lies, untrusting.
Soft narcissists use the same tactics to drag people into their web as the outward narcissist does, unfortunately because it seems as if they're "nice," their victims spend even longer in relationships with them before realizing it's all a big horrific show and THEY are the clown.
Breadcrumbing, deceit, gas lighting, devaluation and discarding... It's the same cycle, just softer.
She spent years of her life waiting for this "nice" guy to wake up and come around, only to realize after all the bread crumbing that he was just a soft narcissist, stringing her along.
by HealthyMomNextDoor April 8, 2017
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