soggy calimari

When a girl excessively works out without showering for days and her vaginia looks like it might have an infection cause it's crusty and smells like fish.

Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.

by Peacock matt October 23, 2017

Soggy Piggy

A wet willy except instead of in the ear you put your saliva soaked finger in between someone's toes.

Aka- Soggy Piglet

I gave him a soggy piggy while he was sleeping.

That soggy piglet felt nasty!

by ZombieDinoZ September 21, 2019

Soggy biscuit

A game males play with each other as a dad or sexual pleasure. All guys jerk it until they cum, the last one to do so eats the biscuit

Yeah.. they played soggy biscuit last night and I lost. It was so disgusting and fun at the same time.

by Captain Raymond Holt December 14, 2019

Soggy Sophia

It is similar to a playing soggy biscuit but instead of using a biscuit, you would just cream pie Sophia. Looser had to consume the cream pie

Let’s play Soggy Sophia

by SophiaTrader69 May 16, 2019

soggy toast

when the butter is so warm and melted that it makes the toast feel just as good 😩

soggy toast!! aah

by arizo soup March 21, 2022

Soggy Nacho

When a group of classy gents (3 or more, 10 for a feast) sit in a circle and jerk off. Each finishing on a single nacho. The last to complete the task, dines on the nacho.

Bob, Frank, Steve and Arthur are sitting in a circle watching Bikini Car Wash. A single large nacho has been chosen as the main course. Each person tugs away. Breaking blood vessels to fire one off and not be last. Frank is first. He goes to his knees and discharges a healthy batch over the corn tortilla. Bob soon follows. Its a shoot out between Steve and Arthur. From sitting indian style Arthur shoots a four footer and drops a pint of baby gravy on the nacho. Steve's face goes from red to green. Bob asks, "Pepper?". Steve takes the nacho down in two large bites and spends the next two hours puking in the bathroom. And that my friends is the Soggy Nacho.

by Keith L September 19, 2006

soggy johnny

the act of putting cereal(preferably frosted flakes) in a willing female companions snatch, once they become evenly coated in her wet cave you release your man mustard to soggy them and recoat with frosty goodness

"Jim: yo what happened last night?"
"Tim: i got hungry in the middle of the night and went down stairs for frosted flakes but could finish them so i gave her the ol' soggy johnny"
"Tim: niceee"

by jimbone bonebag March 3, 2008