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Portuguese Snorkling

When you dive into such big tits that you need a snorkel to breath.
Person 1: You look a bit out of breath man… did you run a marathon or something?
Person 2: I just pulled a Portuguese Snorkling on that big titty thicc mami. Almost drown…
by Moço of Thermopilas May 2, 2025
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attribute smuggling

An attempt to suggest or imply the attributes of one thing are relevant to a different thing by suggesting those two things are related or equivalent. Usually by means of suggesting using a word meaning the former for the latter. This results in the psychological effect of suggesting any and all attributes of the former should or could be relevant to the latter when this is not warranted.
"No, I won't let you call the universe a god. That suggests the universe has agency and intention. That's attribute smuggling."
by Phil Osophy June 6, 2025
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Deep Sea Snorkling

when a man is sleeping and another man puts his balls on his eyes and rubs his dick down his chin so that it looks like the sleeping man is wearing goggles and a snorkel. then dick smack him vertically and yell BUDWEISER!
Dan went Deep Sea Snorkling last night and almost drowned.
by ADDDvice July 10, 2010
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