showerburn

The painful sensation that one receives while showering after getting a sunburn.

Tina got a nasty showerburn yesterday because she laid out for too long on the beach-- when she got in the shower and felt the water on her body, it hurt like nothing else in this world.

by jacattack2811 August 10, 2010

Snowbro

Characterized by an enthusiasm for winter sports, most often snowboarding. A snowbro is stoked about bright, oversized clothing and gooey, gnarly pow.

That snowbro in my class wishes he was Sean White.

by rueluv March 1, 2011

Shower Theory

The act of imagining someone naked/in the shower, when they say that they're in the shower or "brb shower"

dammit, total shower theory

by LiterallyLuke April 4, 2011

shower soccer

The act of kicking semen down the drain after ejaculating in the shower.

The drain is clogged again because Timmy has been playing shower soccer like he's in The World Cup.

by Scotty Maple December 6, 2014

shower wine

A bottle of wine consumed whilst in the shower.

Pretty sure I should cut down on my drinking because I just smashed a shower wine.

by juventedd July 13, 2016

Snotery

A total double barrel sneeze of full power leaving the individual involved with a nasal water fall of such epic proportions that the next five minutes are spent removing snot bubbles

Hayfever is a sure fire way to win the

Snotery

by Trentbridge Troll June 13, 2016

Shower Seltzer

The seltzer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.

Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.

Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.

by Marit50cal July 1, 2020