Got Smoked

Defeated in a sprinting competition in a track and field event from 100 m through 400 m

Man...I got smoked. That other dude was really fast and won the race.

by Monty 82 April 30, 2024

The Smoked Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens who had perianal abscesses and took no suppository.

Person 1: Have you ever had a perianal abscess and never took a suppository?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Goo...i will call you "The Smoked Camel Burp"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

What if we smoked the fat one

a term for being so incredibly high, you wonder what it would be like if you were higher

guy 1: Yo matt shiver me timbers!

guy 2: Holy shit, what if we smoked the fat one?!

by pill poppa show stoppa December 5, 2009

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>I SMoked YOur Back<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I SMoked YOur Back<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I SMoked YOur Back<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Rolled up, and smoked

Having sex and getting head from a girl

She came over , we watched tv & I rolled up, and smoked her

by KJ Salinger July 7, 2019

<.0.6.7.6.0.>Try Again, Next Wednesday, You Smoked Camel Burp<.0.6.7.6.0.>

<.0.6.7.6.0.>Try Again, Next Wednesday, You Smoked Camel Burp<.0.6.7.6.0.>

<.0.6.7.6.0.>Try Again, Next Wednesday, You Smoked Camel Burp<.0.6.7.6.0.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025