spartan laser

its where you fuck a chick so hard she starts bleeding through her vaginal cavity and it starts streaming up your peehole and then you cum blood all over her face

hey lets role play halo im going to shoot you with my spartan laser

by shademouse August 10, 2009

spartan

a warrior-like figure from the days of sparta, the greek city-state which have bread trough and today are shown through a select few of south american heritage.
characteristics of spartans
-immense will of fighting
-ability to destroy persians with ease
-diet consists of raw meat and/or uncooked eggs

how to know if you are a descendant of sparta
-have a six pack from an early age
-dark complexion
-into dangerous activities i.e. extreme sports
-a strong distaste for asians
-indifference on appearance pertaining to opposite sex i.e. for intercourse
-skilled in the art of thievery
-opposed to german army members

"i am spartan- i must never surrender, never retreat-death on the battlefield is the greatest glory a man can achieve"

examples of spartans:
chuck lidell
chuck norris
anyone with the name chuck
king leunitas
etc...

by anthony tolliver July 25, 2007

smartass'dness

its a word...

tom thats a blatant display of "smartass'dness"

by notdon June 3, 2003

Smartard

a dee dee dee genius

hi my mommy said im Smartarded.

by Zyan Coyle March 10, 2008

Spartan's Law

A law stating that no matter the amount of alcohol ingested in drugs taken some movies were just meant to be terrible in every form of perception. Meet The Spartan's and Titanic for example.

*After walking out of the movie theatre*

Scottie: Okay so everyone remember's their cover stories right?
Becca: We didnt see the movie, you were at your sisters birthday party
Fabro: Right, and me and Becca were having drunken awkward sex at her house.

-Spartan's Law-

by Dre-Dubb-Mandemz May 20, 2010

smartassedness

A word commonly used by estheticians on the west coast, namely Seattle. Often confused with dry, witty and smart-ass behavior.

The boy from Texas was so full of smartassedness in his email, that it made the west coast gal scream out loud in laughter.

by ChiTown JOhn September 8, 2011

this spartan life

A comic machinima talk show conducted in Halo 2, featuring guests from many fields.

Hello, and welcome to This Spartan Life. I'm your host, Damien Lacedamian ...

by Chromium24 September 3, 2008