purple headed yogurt slinger

A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.

Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.

by Hex June 11, 2004

Sponge Bob Bitter Pants

A person who is being excessively negative and/or bitter about anything and everything.

Person A: "Man, I hate going to movies. I hate going to clubs too. I just hate being with a lot of people. It's so annoying. I just hate everything."

Person B: "OK, chill out, Sponge Bob Bitter Pants."

by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009

tit slinger

a bra

ooh me tit slinger's chaffing today

by Boothenangel September 27, 2003

The Spongebob

When you shove a pineapple up your partners ass.

S- 'This pineapple has been sitting out in the sun for a while. You think I should chuck it in the bin?'
A- 'NO! Haven't you heard The Spongebob is trending?'
S- 'What the hell is that?'
A- 'Bend over and you'll find out'

by lemonwedge12 May 2, 2018

Spongebob Squarepants

the coolest cartoon besides the simpson's. a reason to lose maturity. see squidward.

i'm stupid, i watch spongebob.

by 251 whodi July 13, 2003

slanger

one who sells drugs illegally

"These muthafuckas look at me like I'm a slanger
Making threats to family dawg I'm in danger..."
-From "G-Code" by Geto Boys

by The Zad June 25, 2005

slong thong

a small, slightly pouched, triangular piece of material, (easily mistaken for a facemask) that is actually revealing underwear for the male slong. A g-string for men.

slong thongs come in many sizes and colours, and there are even novel designs such as edible candy slong thongs, leather versions, and slong thongs in the shape of animals and other objects.

while in the sex shop, hannah's friends were in hysterics as she tried on a slong thong, thinking it was a colourful gag.
hannah- "geez these things are shoddy, what's the third string for? doesn't fit very well, and it smells kinda funky.."
charlee- "i hope to god no-one has tried that on..."

kristy- "this all male strip show is great, but i wish they would rip their slong thongs off already!"

by _Hannah_ November 10, 2008