A sluttly lizard or a very tan almost scaley woman that enjoys sexual acts with all things. Slizzards craw through the bar scene at night or shopping centers during the day. They lie in tanning beds to gather their strength and darken their protective skin-like layer. Slizzards have extremely slow digestion and sometimes will only eat once a week. There diet tends to consist of lettuce and bodily secretions. Slizzards rarely have any personality and tend to be extremely cold-blooded. They tend to congregated together, but cannibalism is common with-in their groups. They like to get intoxicated and then perform acts of extreme perversion with all objects and peoples. Getting slizzarded is just the act of becoming so intoxicated that one begins to replicate the actions of one of these creatures. They are known to carry a myriad of contagious diseases including but not limited to: herpes, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Slizzards tend to be extremely dangerous to men who have not ejaculated recently and should be handled with extreme caution.
Concerned Child - "Mom has been laying by the pool and making eyes at the pool boy, Enrique, also she's already had 7 margaritas. I'm worried she may be getting slizzarded."
Concerned Fraternity Bro - "Hey, I'm worried about Mark, have you seen that thing he's been with lately. It has no personality, doesn't eat, and lays in a tanning bed all day. We never see him at night anymore. I think he may be dating a Slizzard!"
Gay Uncle Tony - "Greg has been acting strange lately. I saw him just the other day with a group of scaley tan women and they kept touching him. I am worried that they're slizzards and they're doing things to him against his will."
Concerned Fraternity Bro - "Hey, I'm worried about Mark, have you seen that thing he's been with lately. It has no personality, doesn't eat, and lays in a tanning bed all day. We never see him at night anymore. I think he may be dating a Slizzard!"
Gay Uncle Tony - "Greg has been acting strange lately. I saw him just the other day with a group of scaley tan women and they kept touching him. I am worried that they're slizzards and they're doing things to him against his will."
by B-Neeze816 August 12, 2012
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Get the fo shizzle my nizzle mug.fo shizzle my nizzle translates into "I will definitely acquiesce indubitably in the said activity such as drinking cool aid, grape soda, orange soda, KFC, watermelon, waffles, and various other food items".
Boo: Yo, would you like to participate in the consumption of Kentucky Fried Chicken, while consuming a 40 oz alcoholic beverage in the back of my vehicle that has the bass so far up that whenever I commute near a seismographic station, there seems to be a 10.7 on the Richter scale in Ethiopia.
La Fawnda: Fo shizzle my nizzle.
Boo: Well, that sounds swell to me. Let us hop in and endear in the lovemaking in the opposite sex.
La Fawnda: Fo shizzle my nizzle.
Boo: Well, that sounds swell to me. Let us hop in and endear in the lovemaking in the opposite sex.
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Get the shizza mug.For sure; Often a word used by teenage white dip shits (see wigger) that try to have street cred, often used with cojunction with "nizzle"
Poser: You want subway?
'nother poser: Fo shizzle my nizzle in the hizzle off the Chain!
Normal person: Shut the hell up.
'nother poser: Fo shizzle my nizzle in the hizzle off the Chain!
Normal person: Shut the hell up.
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