by Squirrel Rito February 26, 2021
To achieve this position, one must be at least a level 50 ninja warrior or higher.To start, a male has sex with a female (or male if you're into that shit) until she (he) starts panting or stops. This is where he pulls out a bottle of soap and pours it all over the ground. The man tells her (him) he can't find his shirt as she (he) bends over. And with your ninja warrior speed, jump out the window do a double back flip screaming "SLIPPERY TORPEDO", enter through the window and slides on the soapy ground. When he screams, this startles her (him) as she turns around enough to hit her in the ass.
Jason: Are you kidding me? I didn't really lose my shirt, I just needed an excuse to do the slippery torpedo to my bae.
by stackwhacker April 22, 2015
by Daddy mj December 21, 2017
When a small slick Asian woman/man fucks a big hairy guy and the perspiration from the passion creates them to slide across the floor.
Hey Jim, did you get a good slippery bear out of that hooker I saw you leaving the bar with Ast night?
by Dabbylovesbears March 04, 2017
by King Doctor June 26, 2023
When one sticks their tongue inside their nan after she has been ejaculated in, usually by more than one sexual partner.
by SeedyRay May 24, 2017
by Amanda686hodges June 04, 2023