italian slap

A short swift back-handed slap accross the face as to reprimand or discipline a child.

"Nana said I'd get an Italian slap if I stole one more meatball from her saucepan."

by webhole August 17, 2004

National Slap Day

You get to slap whom ever you want on April 15

National Slap day means You gonna get slapped

by Itz_marbear April 12, 2019

Beethoven slap

When a person goes behind someone and slaps both their ears at the same time with their hands

Beethoven was slap by his father when he did something wrong on the piano thus called the Beethoven slap

by Stefano & Andre October 25, 2005

slanty eye

Slanty eye or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.

European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty eye an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.

Student: "Why do they call slanty eye an Asian eye trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"

Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty eye too."

by Fat Pink American October 4, 2012

slap-tastic

When someone does something that is either so cool or so dumb that an uncontrollable urge arises and you smack them.

Evan: "Man, I'm going to throw this pudding at the principal."

Mitch: *Slaps Evan*

Joe: "Evan, that was slap-tastically dumb."

by Riverboy April 17, 2006

slap five

Also, high five.

Hey, little buddy, slap five!

by tdlsix October 18, 2008

Slap In The Barnyard

What you say when something is completely ridiculous or crazy.

"Omg! Did you know that Latisha got suspended!?!"
" Well that's a Slap In The Barnyard!!"

by Slappy Cakey August 6, 2014