to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Sexydimma October 2, 2020

Skinning

Skinning is the act of fucking flabby skin as obtained by Hound Dog Syndrome (HDS).

"I was skinning her left breast and I jizzed in her eye so hard she was blind in that eye until noon the next day"

by 1fist2far June 22, 2009

slinking round

when a person is getting slizzard all over the place while watching their grandma take shots.

I had a ton of tequila and so I invited my grandma over then I slinked round for an hour and I told my friends, "yo i'm slinking round."

by yatta di December 4, 2010

splinking

When a person repeatedly blinking while talking.

O he's splinking so much I can't here him

by tias mama November 29, 2015

slinging loans

to sell loans like mad. To be a loan hussler. The ability to sell loans with ease.

today I was so busy slinging loans that i forgot to call you back.

by Andre January 28, 2005

sinking both boats

When you insult or otherwise harm yourself to insult or otherwise harm another.

Guy 1: I bet I've had 20 times as many girlfriends as you
Guy 2: 0 girlfriends times 20 equals 0 girlfriends, idiot
(Guy 2 is sinking both boats)

by Nolege mon January 2, 2016

slinging his bag

When your balls stick to your leg and you try to get them free. This is the act of them swinging, or slinging, to freedom.

"Did you see Sean slinging his bag after practice?"

by JoJoTheJonas September 28, 2017