Bitch skittles

Another word for paracetamol tablets or aspirin taken to relieve a headache or other ailment which is too minor to warrant it.

"Put down the bitch skittles brad, you only had 2 beers last night! "

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Flabbergasted Skittles

When your scared as frick

Omg, when she jumped scared me, I was Flabbergasted Skittles!

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Did I just saw a shit ton of mini skittles

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A ground of 6 or more midgets at a gay pride parade

Bro chad I just saw a shit ton of mini skittles

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“Lets get some purple skittles for tonight”
“aight bet”

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As skittles are good and a enjoyable candy, they are not good as hell .

“Are skittles good as hell?” “No they are not good as hell”

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a container of pain meds, containing just enough ibuprofen, tylenol, and aspirin to down in one sitting without dying

god damn, my knee hurts. time to down my pain skittles

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