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Simone N booty licker

If you wife her up she may lick your arsehole. She loves cock and eats milk her dog nala squirted on her leg and she farted.
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Simon Sinek

A corporate cultural phenomenon who is fascinating in that he has become insanely popular while saying almost nothing of substance. If there is any theme to be found in Sinek's videos, it is pandering to wealthy Boomer management and talking down to millennials and average workers. He is fond of teaching people the value of "hard work" at a corporation and thinking of your boss as your parent, guidance counselor and role model while ignoring major economic factors that have shifted over the past 70 years that make most jobs fruitless. Ironically if he wanted to give real advice, it would be encouraging people to start their own businesses, be self-sufficient and get out of debt, but no corporation in their right mind would hire him to say that.

If you have a LinkedIn network >100 people, it is almost impossible to scroll your feed without seeing one of his inane videos reposted by a tryhard middle manager for imaginary clout.
Simon Sinek: "Did you know that management is harder than just being an employee? People like Ray Dalio have it hardest of all!"
Average Worker: "My boss's generation could pay for college with a summer job and could buy a house in their 20's. I will rent for life, can barely afford to keep up on my bills and management is outsourcing my job to modern-day slaves."
Simon Sinek: "Leaders eat last! Millennials are entitled! Inspire action! Start with why!"
by Corporate Hell December 5, 2021
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SimonSails

SimonSails is a great guy. No, no NOT just that... SimonSails is even better. He is smart and funny, but also kind, WARM, and nurturing. SimonSails loves women and SEX though you shouldn't take him for granted. He can easily fuck you up, if you piss him off - which is a rear thing, and in that case you are 100% the jerk so you better apologize. His demons sleep tight, and you should never try to awake them, or if you do, probably you'll fall asleep instead, for long - sometimes people say like in a suicide tub (yeah those shiny new ones from Switzerland).

His name evolved from Simon + Sails, in latin meaning big dick and cums, toughness, storm, and sex. Highly likable by girls, he sometimes calls upon Zeus, and that's when a lightning strikes you too. ;)

He is an NFT artist of erotica.
Find him on Twitter: @SailsSimon, TODAY.
If lovers were islands and life was the sea, SimonSails on OpenSea.

She has a tight ass pussy, and big busty tits. She definitely fucks with SimonSails.
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SimonDMC

1. Slang for a amphibian
2. A mean, aggravating, or otherwise just disliked person.
3. Short for "lazy fuck" SimonDMC is preferred nowadays as most people don't like being called a lazy fuck.
4. Something or someone who uploads yearly.
1. Stranger: Have you heard of SimonDMC?

You: Do we know eachother?

2.Stranger: Hes such a SimonDMC, I hate him!

You: lmao same

3.Stranger: Have you seen such a SimonDMC?

You: Hes just dickballing around all day!

4.Stranger: Ayo bro fr on god no cap simondmc uploaded

You: fr no cap hell naw on god on god?
by SimonEnthusiast January 30, 2022
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Šimonek Komínek

A person by the name of Mr. Pro, sídlící in the Lanžhot discord server.
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Holoslaw: G
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Simon Fryman

To say you want to Be fried and your name is simon
I want to Simon fryman while my name is simon
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simononrr

A recroom play that is famous and should check out
I love simononrr so much I made a fan page
by Totallynotsimon April 19, 2022
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