shumit

The reincarnation of an incomplete man. One who always has a desire but can never fulfill it in their lifetime

She: Its like he can't find his purpose in life
He: Ya he'll keep looking for his destination just like the other Shumits

by CamiltonHamilton April 8, 2017

shumate

A shoemaker.
Archaic old english.

Shumate is a master shoemaker for the 2nd RBN.

by shorttimer July 20, 2008

Shump

when you say you have to take a shit/dump and it comes out shump.

Holy shit i gotta take a shump.

by Tom Alumyzs July 2, 2008

Shumate

A big turd.

Man, i just crapped the biggest shumate ever

by TurdFerguson123 April 2, 2013

Shumpkin

the act of receiving a blow job while the giving party, the one giving the blow job is defecating,

dude sherly gave me a shumpkin, she was totally takin a dump and sucked me off

by that1guy` September 2, 2010

shumb

to shank someone with your thumb

'dude i just shumbed that kid right in the side'

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by tristan dobbins May 16, 2008

Shump

Shump or Shumpei doesn't have any clear definition. It's meaning has been lost over translation from the ancient world of Japanese. These days, Shumpei or shump can be referred to anything, as a noun, verb, or adjective.

"Let's go shump that nigga up!"
"I got me a 10 dollar shump the other night. Wow, she was worth it!"

by Timmy Santino May 24, 2006