shruti

Slang for retardation, or little mental stability.

Dude, he just shot 4 people! What a shruti!

by Melvin Jackson February 16, 2009

Shrugsexual

The term for when you don't want to put a label on your sexuality. Usually characterized by shrugging and making non-committal hand gestures and "eh" sounds when someone asks you what your preferences are.

Some nosy brat: So your dating Dylan now, does that mean you're over your lesbian phase? Or are you bi now?
You: Ehhhh, I'm shrugsexual.

by abhetzel July 22, 2014

shrub

a young stoner in public school who has been a tobacco smoker for such a time that it has stunted his/her growth

Nelly is always hanging around with those shrubs at the breezeway. I think she might be doing weed now. Can Furtado even afford it?

by ponte September 17, 2008

shrut

A person who obtains sexual pleasure from pianos

Tom: "I just saw that guy open and shut that piano top and i wanted to do sooooo many things to it"
Mark: You 'shrut'.

by mvh1015 May 27, 2010

shrug

a person that doesnt know what group they fall into socially.

what are you?
(shrugs)
im a shrug.

by kilby November 18, 2006

Shrug

When a dude fellates himself.

Dude 1- Dude, yesterday I shrugged like 50 times! My traps are so sore!

Dude 2- Oh Jeebus, I hate it when that happens.

by Ilikadaghonorrhea January 7, 2012

shrubbery

Marijuana. Use it when you don't want "The Man" to know what you're talking about.

"Dude, can you get me any shrubbery? I'm out."

by spammy June 26, 2003