Shortie Watchin

When you're surveying for shorties

"Stop talking to me im shortie watchin"

by OngoGablogian December 13, 2024

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shartlette

A person who is a mass bread eater and has sharticles in their underpants. Also they hate foul language and the use of the word "goon". Commonly an enjoyer of childish movies and yells at everyone when they get stressed.

"Yo that guy is such a Shartlette"

by shartlette shartington February 7, 2025

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shartlette

A person who is a mass bread eater and has sharticles in their underpants. Also they hate foul language and the use of the word "goon". Commonly an enjoyer of childish movies and yells at everyone when they get stressed.

"Yo that guy is such a Shartlette"

by shartlette shartington February 7, 2025

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Sportlet

sportlet (n): an activity that falls between a game and a sport, such as chess, eSports, and competitive poker; this can also include less physical sports like darts
From sport + -let (diminutive suffix).

Bro how you gonna call competitive rubix cubing a sport nah that shit is a sportlet.

by Spank_and_Splatoon April 15, 2025

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Shortmeup

Let me get the last of that cigarette

Hey bro, shortmeup on a cigarette.

by AtlantasNewA January 18, 2026

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Shirtless American

This is a self absorbed dumb ass heterosexual guy with a very low intelligence who walks around in public without a shirt on and wonders why other guys are looking him lustfully. He has no clue that not everyone in society is heterosexual and so he is baffled when other men look at him with lustful eyes. Also heterosexual guys and gay guys may have to divert their eyes when they see such a shirtless loser walking around. If a straight guy passes a self-absorbed shirtless guy he has to divert his eyes or else the shirtless dumbass might perceive him as "gay". If a gay guy walks by and perceives the shirtless loser, he might have to divert his eyes because the shirtless loser might not be someone he wants to sleep with.

Either way, whether you are straight, gay or bi no one wants to see a shirtless loser (AKA a shirtless American) walking around especially not in a foreign country where people have morals and basic decent standards.

by Bill Beef August 9, 2025

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