Mary Shannon Shakes

When your knees or legs become inexplicably weak, resulting in trembling or shaking legs.

"Are you okay? Your legs are trembling."
"I'm all right, I just have the Mary Shannon Shakes."

by judyg13 November 19, 2009

shannon

to knee someone in the crotch with no provocation

The frat boy was just standing there talking about how he doesn't like Mumford & Son's when she shannoned him in the balls for no reason.

by Unclemajorsickle January 3, 2012

Shannon

Shannon is an amazing person who is loving and caring. Someone called shannon is often taken for granted but doesn’t care and shows them what they are missing, everyone needs a shannon in their life but she is a crazy bitch and will chase you with a sharp object if you mess with her feelings, she puts other before herself and makes sure everyone is happy and will boost anyone’s confidence

I need a shannon

I wish shannon was my gf

by Dhdjdkd February 19, 2019

Shannon

Shannon is a beautiful girl inside and out, She is a very loyal friends but tends to be insecure and does not recognise her beauty.Anyone would be lucky to have a Shannon in their life

Shannon is so beautiful but didn’t realise it, I wish she could see what i could😭

by Trueshitttxx April 3, 2020

Shannon

A girl that is obsessed with staying away from germs and over glorifying her boyfriend. She is a nice person despite the constant scowl she wears.

OMG if Shannon mentions her BF one more time I am gonna kill myself.

by YourMomThatsWhatSheSaid1234 December 12, 2013

shannonese

To use the same word, or phrase twice when describing something.

Hey do you like-like her, or just like her?

Is that hot-hot, or just hot?

Do like-him like-him, or just like him?

Dude1- Do you like-her like-her, or just like her?
Dude2- WTF, what's with the Shannonese?!?!

by Santorum-Anonymous January 5, 2012

Shannon Schaefer

A 'Shannon Schaefer' is typically described as a social reject.
A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.

They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.

CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.

Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE

Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?

FERP!

"She must well be named Shannon Schaefer and live in a closet with her best friend and their cats."

by ferpsunited July 5, 2012