Cologne Shower

An alternative to a shower, were cologne is excessively used to mask not taking a shower when it was needed.

Person 1: Damn I'm too lazy to take a cologne shower, but that's all right I'll take a cologne bath.

by Sevhakop December 20, 2008

take a cold shower

to relieve yourself of all sexual desire. i.e masterbation or a cold shower

"Mmmm, John your body looks so fine," said Bob
"Dude, thinking about men? Go take a cold shower already."

by Meltdownx July 28, 2003

Shower Re-run

The times when you're in the shower and you turn off the water, and step out but then realize you still have shampoo in your hair or shaving cream so you proceed to go back into the shower and extend your time.

"Hey man what took you so long??"

"Oh sorry i had to take about 8 shower re-runs this morning."

by ilikeponiessss January 2, 2009

shower amnesia

when you haven't taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.

Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.

Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.

by O.Z. tha O.G. February 7, 2010

Shower Story

Jerking off in the shower.

After seeing Tiffany's hot mom in a bikini, there would be a good shower story in the morning.

by jj321 October 15, 2009

Shower Theory

The act of imagining someone naked/in the shower, when they say that they're in the shower or "brb shower"

dammit, total shower theory

by LiterallyLuke April 4, 2011

shower soccer

The act of kicking semen down the drain after ejaculating in the shower.

The drain is clogged again because Timmy has been playing shower soccer like he's in The World Cup.

by Scotty Maple December 6, 2014