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Woke Shield

Woke Shield

A defensive, often desperate, virtue-signal move to distract leftist media and audience mobs from your own — or your companies’ — crimes against humanity.
“Apple threw up its Woke Shields and announced LGBTQ+ support hoping that no one will notice their workers committing suicide in Chinese sweatshops (i.e. other Chinese affiliates: Nike, NBA, etc.)”

In a last ditch effort for sympathy, Harvey Weinstein threw up his woke shield and declared his “new life’s mission is to take down the NRA” (after recent multiple rape allegations).
by Steve Hoflenson May 19, 2021
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Smiley Face Shield of Justice

indicated by an open mouthed smiley :D, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice grants you immunity against verbal assaults.
Person 1: whatever
Person 2: are you seriously going to be mad at me? it's over.
Person 1: what?
Person 3: boom. roasted

(with the Smiley Face Shield of Justice)
Person 1: whatever :D
Person 2: sweet! ;)
Person 3: aw snap, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice!
by youalreadykno May 8, 2011
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date shield

A biohazard tattoo directly above the ass crack of a closet homo who can't get any pussy 'cause they're always locked up in prison! Yup, that's why they are always violating parole; so they can get back in jail for some schweaty man love!
Bubba: I wuz gonna nail that little white bitch in the shower this morning, but that little fag has a biohazard tattoo on his crack. That mofo got aids now or is that just a date shield?

Chaz: Dude, you are calling HIM a fag? You are the one nailing a man in the ass. I believe that makes YOU the homo in this situation!
by 11-13 Buster August 11, 2008
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date shield

When a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.
Couldn't get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.
by bill the cat August 11, 2008
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nathanial patrick shields

your a nathanial patrick shields. It means you like men.
by fdjafdhfa March 11, 2009
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Hair Shield

When you use the smell of your hair to SHIELD you from a particularly nasty odor.
That guy's BO was so rank! HAIR SHIELD!
by TagTeammmm November 21, 2010
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Meat Shield

A fagboi that runs in front of another player to give them more of a chance to not die.
by Goder555 August 10, 2016
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