suction butt

when your ass sucks up your pants,shorts resulting in a mega wedgie...happens mostly to fat people

Damn she has suction butt in her mom jeans...

by rosepetals July 21, 2014

Suction Vice

Either a table top vice that attaches to the table by way of a suction cup.
Or a person that simultaneously sucks all of the positivity, energy and motivation out of the room whilst generating an immense feeling of vice like pressure.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the latest crap Mike has been spouting off in the office?
Person 2: Oh god, what is it this time? That guy is such a suction vice.
Person 1: I know right, he has the whole office on edge. The guy is a total creep.

by Mr K P rick April 2, 2021

vacuum suction

Something a guy uses on his ding-a-ling when he is unable to lose his virginity to an actual girl

My dad apperently used a Wacky Wow Vacuum suction on his ding-a-ling before he met mom, no wonder my mom says he's a machine!

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

Salmon Suction Cup

When a person with an uncircumcised penis sticks the head of it to the receivers skin, then slides the foreskin over the head and holds it to the skin. While holding the foreskin in place, they pull the penis back away from the receiver, causing a suction cup with the foreskin. When it is released, it makes a "pop" sound.

Hey Devon, why is there a hickey on your thy? Oh Dennis gave me a Salmon Suction Cup last night!

by Kweendevin April 10, 2021

The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000

The king of all Gawk Gawk that was forbidden after its last use. Not only sucks the soul out of its "victim," but also sucks off the soul as well. Leaves one in a vacuum that disables spermatogenesis for the next month.

Dude, how have you made it this far in No Nut November?
Simple, my girlfriend gave me The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000 on Halloween.

by HeraX September 16, 2020

suction therapy

Long, intense blow job.

Suction therapy completely relieves men of their stress.

by heaspecialist October 16, 2009

Sectionals

When 2 band kids get together in bed. Usually referred to when a "trombone" is inserted into a "French horn"

Wil and Paige had 2 rounds of sectionals in bed last night

by Cheesehead425 May 19, 2014