mouse's ear

The plural, mouse's ears, is used to describe the position a stripper gets in when she is crawling slowly towards you and her ass cheeks appear to be on top of her head like those of the beloved Disney critter.

Also, the name of a great strip club in Johnson City, TN

Sam, did you see the set of mouse's ears on that stripper when she was coming at us on all fours?

by mgbeach September 7, 2006

google image search

Definition: a person who turns everything you say into something perverted

Background: Try searching anything on google images, most searches have a pornographic image on the first page

Person A: Stop bangin on the tables
Person B: Huhuhuhuh "banging"
Person A: You bloody google image search

by Are yer April 24, 2005

Search Google or type a URL

when you get caught peeing in the kitchen sink.

Mom: wtf is wrong with you
Me: The fact that dad left me when I was 5, Mom.
Mom: haha u loser
6 hours later
Me: *goes on computer and types Search Google or type a URL*
Me: Huh.

by vaginavato69 April 22, 2019

seart

sorry or serious

say your seart

by Jordan November 18, 2003

search engine

A clever device used with the internet, usually used by school-aged children for reports, etc. Unfortunetly, there are downsides to this information mecca. Most results include pornography, which really should not be seen by school aged children. Sites include Google, Ask Jeeves, and AltaVista.

Little Bobby: Mr. Teacher, I typed in the search engine "Horny Frog" and I got all this stuff...does this have to do with the horny frog?
Mr. Teacher: "Come see live horny girls frog each other!?" My! Tommy, shut it off now!

by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 7, 2004

sears

see ya

i'm out

aight sears

by I M A Dogg August 3, 2009

searsiously

When you can't believe someone you know, is searsiously involved with Sears Department Stores.

You shop at Sears? Searsiously?

by jmoli December 12, 2009