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Schrödinger's Break

An office reception or lunch that you are expected to attend, unpaid, so that you are neither working (when you would be paid) or off work (when you can choose to not attend).
No, I won't be attending the office potluck. I'm either working or I'm not. I don't believe in Schrödinger's breaks.
by antitrump May 16, 2019
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Schrödinger's chat

When your wifi is so shitty that you can't tell if the chat is dead or not
Person 1: dude I'm at a hotel and the wifi is so bad I think I have Schrödinger's chat
Person 2: what

Person 1: get it it's like I dont know if the chat is dead or not like instead of the cat
Person 2: wow you used the experiment correctly in a joke that's rare
by karlplant April 7, 2021
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schrödinger’s nigga

similar to Schrödinger’s Douchebag, but said by south park stewie, world's best internet connoisseur.
im south park stewie, and you are schrödinger’s nigga.
by southparkstewie June 21, 2024
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schrödinger's theory

someting is both not somthing and is something at the same time
bro schrödinger's theory gose like this dude, that fire is both hot and not hot until you touch it.
by henry stickmin123 December 29, 2020
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schrödingers epson printer

when you go to do the prep you meant to when it’s slow on the line, only to have your ticket printer go the fuck off.
Yeah sorry Jason, I meant to prep your limes last night but ya know “schrödingers epson printer man.”
by thekingggg April 28, 2024
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Schrödinger's DEI

when a tragic incident (mass shooting, fatal plane crash, etc) occurs but the government doesn't know yet whether the person who caused it was a white man or a woman/person of color/LGBTQ+/immigrant/
kate: "did you hear about that plane crash? they're still investigating it, no one knows what happened."

allan: "i heard it was because DEI, fox said the pilot may have been italian. kinda a Schrödinger's DEI thing for now, i guess."

kate: "...i forgot i have a... thing to do... somewhere else...? bye"
by murkybongwater January 30, 2025
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Schrödinger's Dick

A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.
Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.
by Skulltra February 3, 2021
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