sailor swisher

a girl or guy giving a sailor a blowjob and when he cums in their mouth they swish it and spit it and says "AHOY MATEY!"

Sailor 1: guess what i did last night.

Sailor 2: what?

Sailor 1: this girl did a Sailor Swisher on me.

Sailor 2: really? i wanna get sailor swished.

by emo_panda_16 August 14, 2009

sayori challenge

Unmoderated way of saying, hang yourself. If someone says this to you they want you to kill yourself.

Person 1: I'm a proshipper!!
Person 2: Sayori challenge! Go!

by Kittyferns June 5, 2023

sandpaper sailor

the act of making sweet, consentual love to a woman's scratchy armpit and ejaculating therein

Man: "Did u see that chick dude? I would sandpaper sailor her like there's no tomorrow, I don't care how pregnant she is."
Dude: "Here's to all those poor, unfortunate seamen."

by tokillamexican October 2, 2011

Dutch Sailor

When you fart and semen comes out of your ass.

Mike did a Dutch Sailor and the scent of semen permeated the room.

by michaellovesalisha February 5, 2008

sailor's farewell

...goodbye and fuck you !

"...and a sailor's farewell to you !

by Amir FaSaad July 23, 2011

Sailor Vance

Adj. An unusual person who enjoys drawing strangely shaped giraffes that look oddly like male
Genitalia on tennis courts. Most of the time you act like you are better than everyone else because your dads phone number is 3333333.

You are being such a sailor Vance right now!!!!

by SailorHater123 November 27, 2018

sailors dozen

A group of salty men that drink and meander around talking to attractive women and trying to start fights. Sometimes found brooding over life's ways while smoking cigarettes and singing songs of old. Also known as couch pirates.

"I would go to the back of campus to buy a used radio and a fifth from the sailors dozen... but they always hit on my girlfriend."

by Baby Sock January 20, 2009