gentleman sausage

British-English slang for penis and testicles. Dick

Used as a noun in a proper high-society situation, typically among aristocrats. "Why that Gentleman Sausage was distasteful"

by Gunter 909 February 24, 2017

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sausage in bread

The act of laying a log like turd in someones hand. Because it looks like a sausage in bread, the hand being the bread and the turd being the sausage. For added effect add sauce.

Old mate had passed out at the party and was being a little bit lippy before hand, so we gave him a sausage in bread, hope he doesnt eat in his sleep.

by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016

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Proper Sausage

Giving your girl a good, hard, deep dicking.

I served Rachel a generous serving of that proper sausage.

Baby I need some proper sausage.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

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Sausage Cottage

A vagina.

Ash: Hey man, did you bone Carol last night?
Ross: No, but she showed me her Sausage Cottage.

by DigzDigzDigz May 21, 2020

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sausage nonce

A person or persons doing inappropriate behaviour with Sausages

Look at them the 'Sausage Nonces'

by Meatball Mann June 23, 2020

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Larry: Man, I was really hoping to stick my penis up Susan's gravy funnel last night for my birthday but since he had Mexican for lunch she insisted that I just put it in her sausage tunnel as usual.
Joe: that's a real bummer man!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

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