Sandpaper times

Replaces the popular saying, "Rough Times".

You were backing out of the driveway and ran over your phone? Man, sandpaper times .

by Whiteskittlez July 16, 2010

Sandpapering

When two males rub their stubble against one another, usually for sexual arousal.

Male 1: I like it rough
Male 2: Then let there be sandpapering

by Archard October 22, 2010

Sanding alabaster in bed

An excellent handjob.

She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.

by MsSaskatchewan February 22, 2013

sandpaper cacoon

A vagina infested with herpes. Make your dick itch or burn

Be careful, that girls got a sandpaper cacoon. If you go down on her you will get boo-boo lip.

by h.s.c.413 November 18, 2013

sandian

A low self-esteem engineer who works for Sandia Labs, who has no other identity besides the company they work for.

President Harry S. Truman asked Western Electric, to take over operations at Sandian as an "opportunity to render an exceptional service in the national interest," but Sandians, with their low self-esteem and peculiar need to feel important say that they are performing "exceptional service in the national interest."

by OhHiHuh June 27, 2014

Sandpit-esque

Used by a well-informed hipster to describe a song that is super chilled. It originates from the term "Sandpit" - which is undeniably one of Australia's greatest 90s indie rock bands.

*After listening to song* Dude... that tune is Sandpit-esque, perfect for a road-trip along Great Ocean Road.

by leftonheatherton May 21, 2015

Sandpaper teeth

The absolute worst superpower a chick can be endowed with.

Claude: "Yo dog that chick ruined my dick last night."

Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"

by ham sammich muncha 68. Do me. August 11, 2016