Daniel Sanchez

Daniel Sanchez is the funniest and sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He always lights up a room and cares for all his friends. He’s not afraid to stand up to anyone and fears nothing (except maybe spiders). He’s super good looking and all the ladies simp over him. You’re really lucky if you have a Daniel Sanchez, hold on to him and never let go

Daniel Sanchez is awesome

by Dave From Sales August 21, 2021

Alvin sanchez

A fat ass who sits on his couch all day playing fortnite with Miguel and they both rage at being killed

Hey there's Alvin sanchez call him a fat

by Thebigkaet February 4, 2020

Cystie sanchez

When your popping a pimple and you wipe it on your significant other

I had a huge zit and I popped it. I gave Laura a cystie sanchez

by Tony danza September 17, 2019

Rick Sanchez

Richard "Rick" Sanchez is referred to as what is known as an absolute fucking unit

dude did you see Rick Sanchez blow up an entire multiverse?

yeah dude! that was sick!

by but_cheeks_on_a_stick July 14, 2021

Cheesy Sanchez

When a man or woman kisses someone with a mustache who has just eaten Cheetos.

It wasn't until Tina looked in the mirror that she realized Mike had given her a hickie and a Cheesy Sanchez.

by *menace* June 12, 2013

Donkey Sanchez

When a male (ideally) is "rooting" his beloved in the anal cavity, strikes her on the back of the cranium, in order to induce clenching of the chocolate starfish... He then completes the manouvere by wiping the anal residue on her upper lip... He then tells his mates and earns brownie points....

Oh my god, Ive just had a Donkey Sanchez

by Wrong Midget October 18, 2008

Holy Sanchez

When God smears shit on your face for not worshipping him. If you're a blasphemer and ever woken up with shit all over your face, that's God saying "Gotcha, Bitch."

...And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.

If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.

- Malachi 2:1-4 (check if you don't believe it)

Richard Dawkins was often puzzled how he woke up with shit smeared on his face. Alas, he knew the LORD had given him the Holy Sanchez.

by The Holy See, Il Papa, The Pontiff November 30, 2006