samuel jackson

Made painstakingly by Samuel L Jackson.
It will get you drunk.
You'll be fscking fat girls in no time.
You might even fight a nigga or two.

MMMMM MMMM BITCH!

Waiter: What'll it be guys?
dude 1: I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
dude 2: I'll have a sam adams.
Wiseman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
dude 1: You know somethin, I'll have a Samuel Jackson too :).
dude 2: ME THREE!!
<all 4 laugh>
waiter: three Samuel Jacksons, comin right up...

Dave Chapelleaka Samuel Jackson:
Good motherfuckin good, motherfucka!
Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L Jackson! It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?

by wOOtsauce September 1, 2005

Samuel Jackson

The NEW Chuck Norris,
The L. Stands for MUTHA FUCKIN!!

Samuel Jackson AKA SAMUEL MUTHA FUCKIN JACKSON Starred in Mutha Fuckin Snakes On A mutha FUCKIN PLANE!!!!!!

by SNAKES ON A PLANE!!! August 20, 2006

samuel adams

The greatest ameraican who ever lived. organized the sons of liberty which kicked the british out of the United States of america (not yet called that at the time though). I am drunk at the moment.

Samuel Adams: always made a good decision

by lambofslayer September 21, 2005

Samuel Guillaume

A Samuel Guillaume is someone who is both extremely intelligent and sexy at the same time.

Girl 1: I just haven't found the right guy for me yet.

Girl 2: You just need a Samuel Guillaume!!

by Madridlover123 September 6, 2021

Samuel Hayden

tall robot in doom that stole crucible and is know for his quote 'i am not the villain in this story,i do what i do because there is no choice.'

Samuel hayden:i big brain

by gaming stickman August 11, 2020

Samuel Supremacy

The act of someone named Samuel being superior to others.

Samuel: (does some sick parkour)

Everyday onlookers: "Wow, that was lit as fuck!"

Person educated in urban slang: "Yep, just another example of Samuel supremacy."

by getoffmebitches July 2, 2021

Samuel Jackson

An actor who somehow shows up in every movie and reads his lines from cue cards written by God (if God was a philosopher from the hood).

Samuel Jackson says.."It'll Get You Drunk!!"

by frutyloop23 February 23, 2009