Samantha

Trash

Samantha is trash

by Ninja Games 1234 May 22, 2019

Samantha

A Fat Disgusting Lameass Slob That Is A Sick Drug Addict That Blows Reefer Smoke In People's Face Because She Doesn't Care About Nobody Else But Herself, She Acts Like She's Your Friend But Will Betray You Later On During Your Friendship... She Burps Like A Gamer, And Is So Bad At Definitions, She Got Married With A Man Name Toby But Toby was just as bad as her due to the fact he works at a thing where they clean the waste off portal potties, and Samantha 1st Mugshot was her smiling after she had a drug related crime then her 2nd Mugshot was her crying her eyes out over some stolen candy, and Samantha dropped outta school and smoked k2 ever since and lives nowhere except in her cheap 2001 Chevy van with poor air conditioning and Samantha is rude to people that are clean and have it better in life than she does thats why she always smokes reefer in her van rather the person likes it or not in the entire trip, and is terrible around them! That Kids is 1 giant uglyass!

Michael : Does Your Kids Have Extra Chromosomes?
Samantha : I Think So...
Michael : You Have No Idea what that even means so fuck you and your dumbass children!

by Dill Kosh December 25, 2017

Samantha

Usually a Samantha would be tall with light hair and beautiful eyes. However Samanthas can be cold, narcissistic little girls, around about 4'11, highest height of 5'3. They can be like a sket or have their eye on one boy in particular, with that boy she has a strong urge to do him and protect him.

Logan: "Have you seen Samantha anywhere?"
Zac: "No one can see her, have you seen the height of her?"

by maddiesmaw4207 May 29, 2018

Samantha

Really cute and pretty but will kick your asss if you piss her off loves most hates the haters and is part of boonk gang

That girl is name is Samantha

by Megghfgmdjjv October 15, 2017

Samantha

a little 5th grade bitch that loves to suck dick and strings

hey samantha did you suc strings last night

by yeet hole mc deet hole December 9, 2019

Samantha

simply the snazziest best friend a girl or boy could ever have! She loves purple and alpacas. she also is good at rejecting boys.

Boy: Wasup cutie
samantha: you look like a dead alpaca. if i were desprate like you i would date my ex's sister

by AJisSnazzy May 3, 2018

Samantha

Either blonde, lesbian, or both. Always thinks someones saying Sam cause it rhymes with everything. Doesn't like being called Samantha cause it feels like shes in trouble. Don't hug her unless you wanna be in pain because a skeleton weighs more then her. If she likes you, your new middle name is Grace-LaBertha. She's the type that would slip on a grape and fall in the trash and then pretend like it didn't happen. Always has a stuffy nose and one watering eye, possibly from someone farting on her pillow. Missing a front tooth from biting a faulty burrito. Way too honest. Father disowned her cause she thinks she's black. Hasn't aged in ten years. Her hairs been tied up her entire life. Wears way too much eye liner. Only wears sweats so she looks like a homeless person but nobody will give her money. Burps louder then any man and never says excuse me. One classy girl.

Friend: *Farts on Samanthas pillow everytime she leaves the room*
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".

Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam-I-am?!" *Crazy laugh*
Samantha: "Thats so clever..."

Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".

Significant Other: "Did you hear what I said?...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!

Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"

by Samma ramma ding dong November 7, 2019