Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus

I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny

by mcchs963 August 5, 2023

Swedish Screwdriver

A tall glass of your favorite vodka. Take that glass of vodka and put it up to the exhaust of a Volvo. Dry start the Volvo collecting the fresh exhaust and enjoy!

I can't believe that bar had a swedish screwdriver. The last time I had one was when volvos were relevant.

by Frankie Lake November 27, 2020

Swedish stretch

When someone pulls their dick almost to the breaking point on a regular basis in order to increase the length over time

Danny told me he tried to give himself the Swedish stretch over the weekend and ended up in the ER…

by catmommy42069 November 27, 2022

Swedish Mimosa

A drink that consists of prosecco or sparkling white wine mixed with Lingonberry Juice. The Lingonberry replaces the traditional orange juice of a mimosa.

Thomas, I'd love a mimosa for brunch. Seeing as we are in Scandinavia, let's make it a Swedish Mimosa!

by Breeced! September 16, 2022

Swedish Meatball

A variation of the "dutch oven" originating in Alabama. Where the said person drops a poo pellet in bed, then mercilessly holds their victim under the covers.

I Haven't seen Sarah since I gave her that swedish meatball.

by CoachOGjimmyjohnson December 20, 2021

Swedish Stinker

When you fart on the girls pussy and use it as lubricant for your dick to fuck

Yo, Johnny totally gave jessica a swedish stinker last night. It was so bad I had to leave our dorm, I hate living with him.

by ChuckSneedler February 10, 2022

Swedish kink

When a person has a kink for swedish accents.

-Hey (in swedish accent)

-Thats so hot (gets turned on)

A swedish kink is when you get turned on/ have attraction to swedish accents (kink)

by Swedish fuck August 6, 2021