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spam purse

Endearing slang for the female reproductive organ - vagina. Also known as 'quim', 'minge', 'axewound', 'spaz hole' and 'cunny
I could see right in her spam purse
by Dr Hilary Wilson January 14, 2004
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Spam Javelin

"You f***ing spam javelin!"
by Darren November 26, 2001
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SPAM

An acronym for Special Penis Anal Massage. It's a sexual euphemism for anal sex. It's a sly way to get your mate into the bed room for some anal loving. Works best in a crowd to remain discrete.
(At a party)
Jim: Hey Joy, what's up?
Joy: I'm just hanging out, what are you up to?
Jim: I'm doing the same, this party is boring.
Joy: It's really lame. I'd really love to have some SPAM right now *wink* *wink*.
Jim: Well, let's leave so I can give you what you need!
by bryri November 23, 2010
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Soamp

A species of mud, that acts like quick sand and it is found in Iceland and many deserts. It can range from 93-107 degrees F.
"Mom help I'm in the soamp" shouted the little boy."Too bad you were a bad son to me."
by octopusman413 August 5, 2009
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spam school

Colleges that no one has heard of that send random high school students information about their school without their consent (usually has some religious affiliation)
Mother: "*insert name here*, you got a letter from Southern Texas Baptist University. It sounds like they want you at their school"

Student: "Ugh, not another spam school. Toss that out... why would they even send me that? I'm Jewish!"
by Jart1014 September 20, 2009
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Spamalot

A musical based off Monty Python and the Holy Grail. In the first act, men have two very small fish and slap the women across the cheeks a few times with them. But don't worry- justice is served when the women pull out much bigger fish and knock the guys down, humiliating them.
Rick: "I just saw Spamalot last night."
Jacob: "How was it?"
Rick: "Hilarious. Btw dude, don't ever slap a woman with a fish; she will slap you back even harder with a bigger fish."
by Rwdnededm.dnqw,ndkqek31ehi23he September 5, 2013
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Sonam Gupta

An Indian girl you can't trust.
Don't date her. She's a Sonam Gupta.
by hhiker October 1, 2017
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