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Matty’s a simp

When your friend Matty bums up to every girl known to man
Sam: Where’s Matty
T: Simping with all the girls probably

Sam: Wow! Matty’s a simp
by MacedonianT March 17, 2020
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Canadian maple simp

Someone outside of Canada who simps all things Canadian.
Matty is such a Canadian maple simp.
He even owns a Canuck the cucks Jersey.
by Solzkjaarn August 12, 2020
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Grand-Master simp

A "grand-master simp" is someone who makes simping their mastery, and tries to deny that they are a simp. typically that will be the head of simps in your friend group.
"Jake is the "grand-master simp" of our friend group"
"Yeah its a shame that he cant get a girlfriend "
by BIDDLITS August 16, 2020
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Harry Potter Simp

A person who is in love or has a crush on a Harry Potter character. Most of the time they like Draco Malfoy.
Boy: Can I get you number?
Girl: No, i'm a Harry Potter Simp.
by Isimpforharrypotter January 1, 2021
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Simpathy

Love and ebucks an e-thot gets from her simps.
Thanks for subscribing to my onlyfan. your simpathy means a lot.
by karvotex99 March 29, 2020
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No simp september

Boy: omg she fine as hell!
Guy:Bro dont forget no simp september !
by Jypscum😻 September 2, 2020
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Simpable

Being a person someone would willingly simp over.
Andrew is a very simpable person
by J-coast March 13, 2020
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