Sexual facepalm

The regret you feel after sleeping with someone you really, really shouldn't have.

'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'- John Mayer on Jessica Simpson

*sexual facepalm* - Jessica Simpson

by BeijingBetty October 24, 2012

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Sexual Cannibalism

The consumption of sexual organs

Friend 1: I totally ate her out last night
Friend 2: Cool bro
Friend 1: I cooked it to perfection

Friend 2: …
Friend 1: What? It’s just Sexual Cannibalism

Friend 2: *Calling Police*

by Darth Tellectus April 20, 2020

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Hakuna Sexuality

Someone who's straight and won't be gay in the future whatever what happen.

Vera: Are you still attracted to girls?
Elk: yes I'm HakunaSexual!!
Vera: What's that?
Elk: Hakuna Sexuality means that you are straight and nothing can change that!
Vera: Hakuna matata :)

by LKXX May 14, 2021

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Sexual Sociopath

A person who lacks a sence of moral resposibilty or conscience when it comes to sexual encounters.

person 1- "seriously that's what he did?"
person 2- "honestly yes that's exactly what happened, what a sexual sociopath!"

by Sinclair St. Jean December 20, 2008

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Sexual predator

Sexual Predator (n.) Anybody who obtains sexual contact via less-than-honest means or a person that enjoys "hunting down" their prey. Many sexual predators attack only a particular type of victim usually based on height, ethnicity or age. Sexual predators are usually friendly, self-assured individuals who target their victims carefully, rather than choosing at random.

Female Sexual predator: Look at that young, short latino over there. I’m going to take that down.
Friend: Dude, he is like 10 years younger than you.
Female Sexual predator: Happy birthday to me.

by The White Mandingo October 6, 2009

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